*Romances some random dude when I dock in London, agrees to hold onto the golden locket he gave me*
*Hires a magician as my chief engineer*
*Gets an option to proposition him*
“Well. He’s got a hook for a hand. I gotta bang ‘im.”
[You’ve started an affair with a crew member]
“Wait.”
(via failbettergames)
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